He really does look funny. I think that’s part of why he did the whole showman routine back in the day. He looks goofy and he knows it.

Garth Brooks is 55 and working his ass off at his concerts pretty much every night of the week it seems. If he wants to lip sync at a dumb award show that’s fine with me. He’s saving what he’s got for the paying fans.

Right? My hope is that at least since she wasn’t involved the can bring her back at some point. Maybe she was off-world on a mission? I could see Loki sending her on some long, boring peace building trip just to mess with her.

It 100% would have been leaked by toys, early screenings, Funko Pops, or Mark Ruffalo accidentally blurting it out in an interview before the release date.

The Warriors Three going out like that was most unexpected. I knew they weren’t gonna be in the movie a ton because they weren’t on set that long, but man I sure thought it’d be longer than five seconds. At least Hogun got a chance to fight.

I thought us knowing but Thor having no idea added to the fun. So was the fact that Loki had been there for two weeks yet didn’t plan on leaving so he never bothered to find out who the Champion was until it involved Thor being pummeled.

Now that was a great hidden item. I kept thinking that once his thunder powers really kicked in that his eye would heal and so when he lands on the bridge that it would look like the trailer. I had no idea that the eye was going to happen, much less be permanent. I assumed from the moment it happened it would be fixed…

See that thumbnail up there on the trailer? The three grown, talented actresses who surely don’t need money this badly? That’s all I need to know about this movie to know I’ll never watch it. At least Bad Santa and Bad Teacher were legitimately bad at being those things. The Bad Moms just booze it up and say fuck…

Baby Driver is the only movie I’ve seen him in. Jon Hamm and Jamie Foxx steal the movie from him tbh. Hamm in particular was great.

That video makes me so ridiculously happy.

They bussed those supermodels in from out of state.

Well at least the Pussy Posse is being protected.

Ok this is a fair point and now I want some calamari.

The sun was brighter. The grass was greener. Food tasted better.

But they all look so... gross.

My parents split up a few months before I was born and got divorced when I was in the fifth grade. And it only happened because my dad’s then girlfriend was pushing for it because she wanted to marry him, but then dumped him a few months later.

If I were a celeb a T-Rex costume would be right up my alley. So would dressing up for Comic-Con as like a Stormtrooper or something. I’d just blend in among the normies and enjoy myself.

Yep. He tweeted about her initiative last week. In fact this tweet lead to the op-ed in the replies.

I love it. I think at a certain point in late elementary/early middle school I was afraid to answer questions because I thought boys wouldn’t like a girl who was smarter than them so I played dumb a lot. I could have a used someone telling me “just do it, dummy” at that age.

I would say it is. In the town where I live all we have is a Pizza Hut (and a truly terrible local chain) so it’s what I eat the most, but the town where I work has a Domino’s and I love it. Maybe it’s just because I don’t get it as often but it’s my #1.