So that’s 8-1 in favor of moving to Texas. Must be why hundreds of people move here every day.

Ok, you’re going to need an angle grinder, a screen door, and a gallon of Flex Seal. 

Other reasons to move to Texas:

What is it inside me thst keeps saying “this car is too big to have a manual”.

Well, if someone reading this didn’t know...and now knows...that makes it post worthy. If you knew, and it sounds like you did, skip it.

This article is probably an all time low since I’ve been browsing this place.

Classic

I don’t recall Obama sending any help when, you know, there was a chance for Ukraine to actually win.

Yeah, French weapons are great. They have never been fired and only dropped once.

My all-time favorite...

No, this is the one you were looking for...

You mean this interior:

WHY IS THIS ON JALOPNIK

Does anyone else miss Plymouth? Just me?

Man I miss Plymouth.

Oh I thought it was going to be about this:

I’ll help by starring your comment.

Someone should set up a Go Fund Me page for this poor old man. I won’t, because I’m busy and/or lazy. But someone really should.

they didn’t move there, they were just visiting

Well, now we know where those people who sued their garage-owning neighbor moved to after losing their lawsuit.