If he did that in Virginia he would have gotten some time.

After his gloves kept disappearing  I had a co-worker write “big gay Sam” on his gloves. Problem was solved.

I can’t believe Ryan did not find a way to blame Uber for the poor sales.

Imagine how pleasant the flight had to be for the staff member that got the seat. Probably just a regular person doing their job but they are “that guy” (or girl) for the whole flight.

Even so with the head injury and apparent disorientation you could argue he was not of sound mind.

I hope he is not allergic to poison oak.

Does it take you longer to find the car or to come up with the headline? Your headline and wording on the poll choices is always thoughtful and/or hilarious.

#NASCARLIFE

Does Steve write for Jalopnik or Opposite Lock anymore? I haven’t heard from him in a while.

Sure it is cute when a goose love a car but when a human makes love to a car...

What did you have to do to get him to take off his shirt for you to take the pictures?

When do people use their turn signals?

The Apple IIE was way better than the VIC20 it placed while was in grade school.

I had the Mercury Montego version. Loved it but at 80000 miles the CVT started to go. Replacement units from local junkyards were several thousand dollars. My trusted mechanic told me trade it in because this was a known issue. Not a showy car but had the right comfort features at an everyman price. Too bad CVT. …

At least they aren’t Legos

1:1

Skaycog threw in a carp as well.

Pikachu!

You must have gone to Laney HS.

After the extender hits you a few dozen time and softens you up, you will fit.