Machado about nothing.

It’s not a perfect system

There really is a benefit, in a democracy, to working towards a society that takes seriously the concerns of marginalized groups, and refuses to depict or celebrate offensive caricatures and stereotypes, or otherwise accept racism in any form. And you can confirm this by asking just about any non-white person in our…

Eh, it’s not like either one of them is ever going to play pro ball or anything

aye, ding dongs - he’s talkin about Kyrie

He’s a bit taller.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

It’s actually a heartfelt message to his lover, Stan D.

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

You joke, but this is a godsend for those of us trapped under a pile of fallen newspapers.

Somewhere, the executive producer of “Bigfoot Hunters” just circled the word “Boston?” on a notepad and underlined it twice.

Took me 27 years to try In-N-Out ans dude is right. Why the fuck is that place crowded all the time.

The Portnoy system just doesn’t have the same success rate though.

Not surprising. That 200 million is, like, 8 billion in Oklahoma Dollars.

Should have drank more water.

I hope they labeled the manila envelope it came in “SUPER SECRET EVIDENCE AGAINST ZEKE” to make sure he opened it quickly.

+1776

Nice to see that the Redskins found another use for the “add to cart” option after RG3 left.

That company’s stocks are going to have a Ard’time recovering from this fiasco.