Let me know when they set up the GoFundMe for this guy’s legal bills.

Wonder if either team did the bridge after shuffling the deck.

Maybe they should have realized that the point of soccer is to score goals, not just cover the most distance.

I’ve always thought that Todd Haley looks like Warwick Davis. Anyone else?

You guys are haters. This column was the best war movie since Saving Private Ryan.

Magary went and put in a 6 hour shift at Scarpetta after the awards and he still beat most of you clowns into the office.

There is about a 99% chance that this ends in a messy court case after some hijinx where they bench him for being injured by he says he is healthy and ready to play.

Getting recognized more and more from what I hear.

Who’s ready to watch a kneeling NFL player get handcuffed on the sidelines!?!

Buck Faylor

I think it’s at least worth considering that “physiological trauma” and “did very bad things” aren’t completely unrelated. Maybe he commits the same crimes if he never plays football but it seems at least possible that living with a heavily damaged brain would impact the decisions a person makes.

Yanks can just copy and paste that right into a press release.

I bet I could find some lit-ass allegorical posts on this kids LinkedIn.

Sit out fantasy for two years. Come back this year and land the first overall pick. It’s my fault really, I had the right idea before.

The true worst take is that hamburgers are bad, which they are.

I’m going to give my fake chip to Tim Duncan because nobody says I can’t and I want him to have one more. Bonus points if it gets take away from Kevin Garnett because of this:

This is one of the major amenities offered on WOW Airlines...

My favorite part is the ongoing disbelief that anyone in American would even consider prioritizing something they believe in over making millions of dollars. It just comes out as “does not compute” on the other side. That’s why every response is just some version of “they’ll make you rich if you just do what they say,…

I’ve always heard it’s easier to get more emotional during movies on a plane due to the slight oxygen depravation.

Absolutely, knock yourself out.