I feel like the First Lady’s real job is to prevent the President from being alone all the time and breaking down under the pressure and scrutiny. When stories come out about your husband wandering the halls alone and giving tours to strangers, one of his staffers calls you and Olivia Pope’s you into moving to…

That’s because you’re a shallow gay man who values women based on their looks.

I think there are more salient differences between Konni Burton and Juan Hinojosa than their respective genders. Such as their ethnicities. Or political affiliations.

You are the thunder and Iiiiiiiiiii am the lightning

I’m only realizing now that Selena Gomez is not like, dating her old guitarist. Because Selena Gomez and The Weeknd is not her old band name. Right.

Beyonce takes her job as queen very seriously. Go Beyonce!

People keep on liking my comment and now I know it’s wrong. Is this Fake News? Am I a fake news editor?

Yeah, I was wrong about the 120 day thing anyway. A Noble Renard provided more accurate details below.

Oh you’re right. That’s too bad.

Right, but when he does that we get the next episode of my favorite new show: President Trump v. Supreme Court.

No there is one Court order in place.

50/50? I’m not a bookie though.

I don’t think he can without being open to challenge in court.

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The order is only effective for 120 days. To extend it further would require approval from Congress.

I thought we all agreed last night that Court’s ruling was a stay of removal only, and not an order to release all the people being detained. As long as they don’t remove them from the U.S., they aren’t violating the order. The order is temporary and the Court is waiting until it can hear full arguments from both…

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