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You can tell nobody in the comments has actually watched the whole video yet, because the only part you could possibly remember after watching the whole thing is Kellyanne’s empty eyes gazing into the camera while she croons “I’ve got the pundette blueeeeeeeeees” before proclaiming

“Oh Wait! I’m not like the other…

I went to a different private elementary school in Brookline, one that did not do shitty things to disabled children. When my school had a deaf student, they had his interpreter give sign language lessons to his entire class. Because if your lesson plan does not include disabled children, it is a shitty lesson plan.

Shebechol Halelot, Anu shomim emet v’sheker, emet v’ sheker...

Halaila Hazeh, Halaila Hazeh, culoooo she-eh-ke-eh-ehr, Halaila Haze Halaila Hazeh, Culo Sheker.

Fuck You Asshole.

Thank you for your work here. I cannot believe how “chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish” is treating you in this discussion.

You need to Sit. Down. I don’t even know her in real life, but I have read many of DonnaL’s comments on several sites, a name she frequently uses, and I can tell you with absolutely no exxageration that I have never met an internet commenter whose good faith in a debate is more constant or more serious. NO ONE argues…

Twitter needs to raise the character limit for elected officials.

Seriously, if they’re going to host political discourse, there is absolutely no reason they should limit it to 140 characters. You get elected in your country, you get all the rope you need to hang yourself.

You’re the only one I can trust.

Oh so great. So tell me, after Netanyahu pulls out of the settlements, when will Hamas not be an anti-Semitic terrorist organization elected to control the purported government of Palestine?

Oh sorry. See I know like a huge amount about the history of Israel, so I’m like talking in an abstract way based on like, a large body of knowledge and a lot of historical context, so if you’re like, the average kind of ignorant here, then you’re gonna be confused. I’m not really like, talking to you? You’re welcome.

There can’t be a two state solution as long as Palestine is run by terrorists. :)

Give me all your money. It’s a necessary condition for me to invest it and make you tons of profit. I know you have no reason to trust that I would follow through on that at all, but we’ll talk about the SUFFICIENT conditions after you stop being so obstructionist.

This is the biggest pile of false equivalency I’ve read today! Two state solution indeed. Israel will just keep waiting, Hamas will disappear real soon I’m sure, and then everything will be just fine! If only Netanyahu stopped the settlements, there would be peace. We would have Israel, a democracy, and Palestine,…

Great Work!

It was a joke.

Well maybe you should listen to their music until my joke is funny.

Obviously you are not a real Harmonizer or Tiny Mixer

If you could see where my hair was now, my ex-boyfriend wouldn’t fiiiind my love, and my shoes would be expensive, and my girls.