It was structured like a joke, it was exaggerative like a joke, it was irreverent like a joke, and it was conversational like a joke. All signs are pointing to joke honey buddy.

There’s nothing tangential about the links to which you are referring. What is tangential is the question of the fairness of this article image. That, if anything, is unfairly tangential.

Why did this article end with a joke?

Ugh you sure do sound like a former elite gymnast

This article does not pass the Turing test.

just because you failed is no reason to go about creating a false binary.

So... you might be the problem?

Rich has been 22 for the last 15 years now. He knows what it’s like to be 22 okay?

And for good measure, don’t celebrate Thanksgiving at all. You can’t pay for your shitty genocide holiday with a donation.

Call them Trumpists so when he falls, they fall.

If he never falls, then neither will they and it won’t matter what we call them.

Well you shouldn’t.

Yes, and my job offers me Christmas off. That doesn’t mean i celebrate the birth of Christ.

Did you know that you can eat turkey without celebrating the genocide of Native Americans?

Haha that is a funny joke about genocide.

Could we not celebrate Thanksgiving? The Native American genocide holiday seems particularly gauche in the midst of the DAPL protests.

“How many times do we expect black people to build our country for us?”

FiveThirtyEight was all about this on election night. Shameful. That place can be dead now right?

Anna, you nailed this article. Thank you for not like, blaming minorities, like they’re doing over at 538

It’s weird because I know this is terrible for the country, but personally, as someone who is constantly being told to pipe down about racism and sexism and ableism and transphobia and homophobia and labor exploitation and global warming and always being lectured that things are better now...

I get to feel sane tonight.

…

Could you just not for a bit. Thanks.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii look at all the lonely people.

doo da doo da doo da doo da doo da
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii look at all the lonely people.

dooo da doo da doo da doo da doo da

Eleanor Rigby...