Come to think of it, Hobgoblin licenses out his name ; maybe the Spiderman franchise is particularly casual about transferring names.

A trick I learned on Omicron Persei 8: if you rub a human’s lower horn, it will fall asleep. (About half the humans you’ll encounter won’t have one, though). 

It’s not healthy for her to hang around Penn & Teller! Her friends should have staged an intervention years ago.

Marvel should snap him up quick for the role he was born to play, Peter Porker!

There are dozens of us!

Chill for eight minutes out of every half hour.

I would love it if they managed to drop a movie set on Earth 11 with no advance notice. Just have Batfleck driving his batmobile over a bank robber or something and accidentally go through a portal; the rest of the movie is set on Earth 11 until Batman goes home.

Norm is talking about a trauma of losing everything in one moment; it may not be worse than other traumas, but it’s still a difference in kind than what the victims experienced. Would Carrie be as powerful as it is without her being chosen as prom princess before having it be washed away in blood? Or Cruel Intentions,…

Look, I just want my Ms. Marvel to look swole.

If you roll the windows down, it won’t get nearly that hot — speaking as someone who has often snuck out to my car during lunch and napped, even when in a desert state.  

If it’s about controlling birth, that’s birth control. Pills, IUDs, physical contraceptives, vasectomies ... that’s all birth control. 

No sarcasm? Oh, that’s gonna be a really useful computer network, I’m sure.

I’m looking forward to your reboot of the Last Airbender.

Aren’t they all?

I assume stockpiling cans of spinach.

The audience should have known something was up when the doors were locked and the Rains of Castamere began playing.

Man of Steel was pretty good; I feel like its risk taking deserves to be rewarded more. (I’d probably put it above GotG2, definitely above Thor 2 and Iron Man 2). 

The calendar doesn’t matter. Live every week like it’s snark week!

Impeachment is a nuclear option that is guaranteed to rile Trump’s base, but I don’t think it would come across as weak or petty to everybody else if the proper foundation is laid (actual investigations, actual evidence).

No, 2018 is what matters now. If the Democrats manage to claw their way into some power in either chamber of congress, it will be a whole new ball game. *That* is the battle to focus on, as its outcome will completely shape the campaigning territory of 2020.