I think the only part of the movie that worked was on Themiscyra. As soon as they left, the movie lost coherence (what if she showed up in London and tried on modern clothes? What if she showed up in a random battlefield and saw war was bad, yet casually and implausibly ignore trench warfare? Oh! Also, let’s have her…

It made it an intriguingly different interpretation of Superman; there was such an interesting foundation for BvS to explore (a naive, but explosively powerful Superman facing down his own guilt and a grizzled and fading Batman ...). I felt like it hinted at what DC could do by giving more creative freedom to their…

Well, it does have Sinbad’s Shazam.

There’s a little bit of justification in that it’s not totally clear whether he’s going through his money as fast as he gets it, or just comes from a super-wealthy, super-entitled background. It could have been delivered much more subtly, though, to be sure.

Someone who pays attention to the ‘sins’ CinemaSins gives is someone who probably complains about the points in Whose Line is it Anyway.

Actually, he could just be a bitter recluse living with his dog, while he sends out an kid to do his job in a high-tech flying suit of armor. Some voiceovers, a few cameo scenes would make it easy money for Affleck, and DC would be happy because they could finally have their own Iron Man.

I’ll hold off on judging second hand reports of conversations between 8th graders. Maybe makeup baffled them, maybe they were figuring out the impact of different complementary colors to draw out the eye’s natural colors, or maybe they were making meaningless small talk to have an excuse to look at girls.

It could be photoshop!

You actually asked her if she was wearing “rogue.” She was laughing because antipaladins get to dress in black, too.

Their childlike minds worry me!

I actually hate it when authors try to gratuitously shove in character development. In some stories, it makes sense that people change and develop. But in others, it’s just an exciting day.  

In the US, in most locations, it is not illegal to fail to report a crime. Accessory after the fact is about actively helping to conceal a crime.

maybe hide the fingers behind convenient shrubberies, or clouds, or held behind their back.

The paperclip AI revolution can’t come along soon enough.

But you should, just to marvel at the awards taxonomy alone!

Well, the Detroit Tigers are pretty desperate...

If there’s a better method I’d like to hear about it!

I think the grammar argument is one of the worst I’ve ever seen against using ‘female.’ Using adjectives as nouns is as American as Americans.

But not all women want to be married to Mila Kunis.

You shouldn’t judge a show by its title. Think for yourselfie, EMG!