No, the dogs should definitely be placed outside.

Schindler's List 2: Listerine.

Only the tragically unhip show up less than 4 hours after the fest has started.

I'm pretty sure the AV Club *is* a Patton Oswalt fan site.

It doesn't have that same bit of accident followed by intention as the original 'ran into my knife … ran into my knife ten times'. Something like 'tripped over my tentacles… tripped over them 8 times' , maybe.

I'm tired of Nolan this season. He's not anywhere near the Nolan of season 1; he's managed to lose almost all of his unique characteristics in favor of being an unconvincing and indecisive manipulator/moper. *Jack* is more interesting.

What is Scar doing in the same prison as the others? And running into the tentacles doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

Always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! You can still escape, @dikachu !

Yay, butterscotch! I may have to start hoarding this if it's any good at all … I can't find a single ice cream shoppe in the area that serves anything resembling butterscotch. When did it become the devil's flavor?

You're just begging for a crown of butterscotch.

When you something ctrl-f it.

What about all the artistic boys?

"This date is going about as well as that poor puppy I tossed into the lake last week. Wait. I mean the three puppies."

Hey, all those people in the profiles have it together. I can tell … I read their profiles.

Suicide by snu-snu!

Try to avoid rusty trombones at the pawnshop, is my advice.

When will they get to what everybody's waiting for, All Is Lost XXX?

Now that real-life Nolan Ross has been located, where's Emily Thorne?

I started on P&R season 1 today (I started watching it mid-season 2, I think), and it's just horrible. *shudder* That may be heightened by comparing it to later seasons in such close proximity, though.

The term 'mansplain' is like nails on a chalkboard.