@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus What if it's a group of predators? The dangerous ones hunt in packs, you know …

@avclub-792b765aa995daf26cf6f17f519c949d:disqus  The AV Club Salutes Hannibal Crossing The Alps !

@Dikachu:disqus How would bless/damn slash even work?

On a business trip (perhaps more on that in a TI, if I ever make it there), but on the plane I did finish the Jill Kismet series by Lilith St. Crow (not bad, although they feel quite repetitive when read one after another. Starting in on a biography, Seward: Lincoln's Indispensable Man.

Speed Racer is best movie!

Kindergartners And Kake — little kids and their parents competing to make the biggest pre-3rd grade birthday party their school has ever seen, lest the kid throw a tantrum.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus Why can't the perv thread have long descriptions of hot buns?

Are you trying to demonize guest stars now? "You could go be a guest star on Parks & Recreation, honey, if you want to be one of those people."

But it's turtles all the way down.

Lux and Morgendorffer, paint the town red! Just make sure to double check the contents of your survival kit.

@avclub-94d231f11cdc1fae024849f33f7a7156:disqus I actually just finished (from the library) Card's "The Gate Thief", hoping that he had gotten his writing back on track. A major issue in the book is discovering that all teenage girls (well, every one that the main character knows) like men with power and want to sleep…

@avclub-f9e1b74986ef91100415c120c46fcd3c:disqus I think there's a pre-built storyline in American media that paints the VP as a clown to distract from the President. (Witness Quayle the idiot, Gore the overly stiff caricature, Biden … even Agnew in Futurama… Cheney's the only one I can remember offhand who established…

@avclub-e1124c85b8750ec73766ed905c3ff2b2:disqus Somehow I suspect even Tobias is more focused on the BO than Michael Bluth.

*considers what a "Delaware lady" could be slang for.*

Oh, and in addition to just getting a phone with good battery life, you can also pick up a spare battery or one of those chargers that fits in your pocket and recharges your phone from *its* battery.

Listen to music on your non-iphone smart phone. (You're *at least* going to get a smartphone, right?) Spotify, Google Music, Mp3s … they'll all probably work.

Your moon language frightens and confuses me. I figure I should just hand over my checkbook and have the dealer figure out how much I should pay.

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus This discussion isn't over. Die Hard 2 > Die Hard. Fin.

Dominate the world with love … so Genghis Khan wasn't a conqueror; he just had a lot of love to spread?

@Scrawler2:disqus @avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus 's degree is clearly in meta-llurgy.