I’m kicking my weekend off with immense joy knowing that those dead eyed gargoyles are going to be living Sartre’s No Exit for the next 9 days, trapped on a virtually indestructible military aircraft with Donald Trump and the press. It’s a hell they cannot escape and that they richly deserve.

I tried the veal, it was very good.

Those of us who are 53 take offense to that remark, Sir.

from his wiki:

All I know for sure is that this impeachment hearing is going to be SO MUCH BETTER than “What is the definition of ‘is’?” Although, to give Bill credit, that was awesome. Not on a human level, but on a base, gross, I’m so upset that I actually liked this level. This will be better, though.

Of fucking course he did.

Amazing Girl Scouts! But I hear you on feeling old. My ten-year-old niece recently asked me why we say we “hang up” a phone, because it’s just a button. I died a little inside.

How can someone be so thirsty with so much water around?

Someone, somewhere, is probably jerking off to this.

Or walk in sand since it is basically all clam poop.

I think you are right. Jesus, tv sucked backed then!

Omfg. My first Tiger Beat. Yeah. I’m old. Ha ha.

It’s very sad. She simply wanted to apologizes for misspelling WEB Debois....Thats are secertary of educatuon. 

To paraphrase the only dude who can get away with wearing a fedora:

I think this is part of it too. My school had a policy about medical issues and drinking- if you called for help for yourself or a friend because of worries about alcohol poisoning you wouldn’t get in trouble for drinking underaged.

Extreme situations call for extreme measures, I suppose; though I find your methods heartbreaking, I do understand that the art has its reasons that reason knows not. Feast your eyes on glorious visions: your destiny is to be able to share them with none; the sorts you tread are yours alone.

I’m cleaning up in the high paying field of buggy whip manufacturing.

How do you deal with the hangers-on? How can you differentiate real friends from those who simply want a whiff of life at the higher climes? ;)

...and parenting, the most important influence