It doesn’t work that way. Schools can be academically rigorous and still have a rampant binge-drinking culture. They’re not mutually exclusive.

Yep, they’re in Forks way out on the peninsula. Now the town is a tourist attraction. Haven’t read either series but rifftrax can make bad movies good times.

No they will just take a page from Trump’s book and say that sexual assault and rape aren’t real because women just ask for it. And that women regularly make up false rape/sexual assault/sexual harassment charges to try to hurt men and get money like they did with Saint Bill O’Reilly.

I think they meant Vancouver Washington. That’s where the main character went to college at a WSU satellite campus. I hate that I know this. Those kinds of weird regional things stick out in my brain.

I’ll take it :)

Where is that “Sure, Jan” gif when you need it?

I wasn’t sure whether that was a reference to your Vancouver or mine. I live in Portland, grew up just a little bit north in a suburb of Portland’s Vancouver, and lived in Seattle for about fifteen years, and I know Anastasia lived in the Portland’s Vancouver in the first book (because I got angry at road directions…

Did anyone else mentally autocorrect “ManServant” to “ManServant (TM)“ after about the fourth time that word appeared?

I know some people hate pun threads, but I’m happy to egg you on.

That Colonel sure is a chick magnet.

RIP ISCA BBS.

Been there. Sigh.

I loved your use of the adjective “improbable.”

You kids and your Tweeters and Instaspams and Fumblers and Book of Many Faces. I my day we AOL instant messaged like the good Lord intended, I’ll tell you what. Why, we’d have to be at our desktop CPUs and sit for hours to LOL and BRB ourselves into oblivion.

As a Québecoise, I must say that’s an extraordinarily stiff sentence. Did “Big Maple” get to this judge?

Wow, I read that series so long ago that I’d totally forgotten about that.

They prefer to be called “primates”, thank you very much.

This is a beta-test for Ivanka’s national child-care program

Fuck all of you Social Justice Warriors. Tarzan was about a white man who is raised by apes.