“Ice Frog” is fantastic, and I’m going to steal it. The two Quebecois (there’s not that many of them here in Texas) that I know will probably both think it’s hilarious.

I think you guys are overselling the prayer line for some quick gawker religion hate. “keep me in your prayers” is a line often used as a throwaway line for people that really just means, thanks for thinking of me. The take from this is the Texas guy did not accept help, likely because accepting help from a foreign…

“We’d like to do something substantial to help you, sending people and supplies.”
“We really need help, but instead of all that stuff, can you instead do literally nothing but have happy thoughts for us?”
“Um. Ok?”

I think some of you were so shocked by Trump’s win, last year, that you have overcorrected in your views on what this investigation means. They’ve spent their whole lives fucking over other business people and charitable organization and manipulating the media.

Donald Trump Jr. is not a fool, but he is an idiot;

I hope all the spiders infesting his respective reproductive and excretory regions are taken away, and he doesn’t even get a chance to say goodbye, and cries everyday because now he is truly alone, without even the spiders.

This ought to be *great*. DJT Jr. is an idiot.

a series of rehearsed responses they expect him to deliver.

“Wait a minute! They said it was called Gremlin’s! I swear! It was a hotel themed after that one movie!”

It’s truly amazing to me that Trump’s sons manage to look as inbred as late dynasty Hapsburgs.

Even this doesn’t cover it. He was implicated with leaking the British plan for the defence of Belgium by an off-the-cuff remark by the German Ambassador in Holland, which he denied. When the Germans finally rolled across the French border, he immediately ran via Biarritz and Madrid to Lisbon, where he stayed with a…

I love the Muppets, but after 5 episodes in to the new show, it was pretty obvious that the people writing the scripts didn’t. At least not the same way Jason Segel did when he helped renew public interest. No, the writers were trying so hard to be different from all other incarnations that they rarely bothered to…

They weren’t ever an outlet for investigative journalism, but they used to much more willing to take the piss out of bands the way music writers like Lester Bangs did back in the day. Now they are just a constant source of hype for like Chance the Rapper and Haim or whatever. I thought they could have gone in a…

I have been working in restaurants for far too long. It’s a generally agreed upon (between my coworkers) belief that hockey parents and their spawn were the worst of the sports families. Lots of entitlement.

In high school, I was a cashier for two years at a large retailer. I also stocked shelves, collected shopping carts, cleaned the bathrooms, and basically did whatever else needing doing (ex vomit on aisle 6). I was the 16 year-old kid, kind of the lowest person on the totem pole. That experience, including how I was…

Work a job that snooty people see as less-than. I recommend anything in fast food, a gas station, or any job that has you waiting on assholes and cleaning up their messes while they act all superior to you.

hmm, makes sense ‘cause I heard Iron Butterfly’s “In-A-Gadda-Vi-Goda” was all about him until record company made them change the lyrics ... the bastards

“I’d deposition my quills for you” is my new favorite pickup line.

Abe Vigoda? was he one of the Ramones or did he hang with Warhol? name is familiar but can’t picture the face ...

Or crack to Rob For...