Not an SUV, but a pickup. Mazda BT-50. (Image shown has an aftermarket rear bumper)

‘04-’08 Maxima. Inset trunk, slightly buttressed rear window, 7 spoke wheels, headlights shaped to the front wheel arch, no chrome strip over the tag

To be fair....its much more attractive than the Model 3.

I mean, if your vehicle hits something while you’re using that feature, I’m going to hold you accountable.

Man...as an adjuster I can’t wait to hold some smug Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property.

Meh, I prefer the more aerodynamic Bollinger...

I read the title, and I was like “omg Kristen Lee commenting on people’s amazing hats?! Definitely clicking on this shit.”

Eco-conscious Northern European Arena Rock?

Scorpion Sting sounds like something I’d have to look up on Urban Dictionary.

We have had several Acuras in the family over the past three decades dating back to the Legend and first-gen 2.5 and 3.2 TLs (I, of course, lusted after an Integra Type R in grade school). I always saw Acura as a unique underdog in the near-luxury segment and wanted to see it succeed, even when it made questionable…

Pictured: The Tesla team figuring out how to get their battery pack around a full lap

The answer is always Volvo. Stately, luxurious, fast, reliable, AWD, well under budget, why wouldn’t you go with a V70R? Also, this is Jalopnik, what did you expect?

Joule thief!

How do you not have NEXUS on here? $50 and it includes fast lanes to Canada, Global Entry, and Precheck.. the best decision I have made my entire life with regards to traveling!

Agreed on all fronts, plus some bonus Jalop criteria:

Go home, you’re drunk. The seats are fugly, I’ll grant you that. That exterior and those wheels on the other hand are phenomenal.

Pizza, sex... and Saabs. Even when it’s bad, it’s still good.

Interesting car.

They should have called in the squat team.

Ever been to Canada?