A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst…

I like that the memo about leaks...was leaked.

This.

1st question: You really have to do your homework if you want specific options on a used car. I wanted a previous generation (2014-2018) Mazda3 hatch with adaptive cruise and automated emergency braking. For that generation, it was part of an option package that was only offered on Grand Touring models. So I used that…

So, you might say he went on a “Kessel run”?

Am I really the first to suggest waiting a few years and then buying a hearse?

When I was quite young, my dad had a Subaru GL-10(?) that had a digital dash (such technology!). He used to take the car up to 62 mph, ask “are you ready to go 100??” and press the button to change units to km/h. I thought it was WILD we were going 100 miles an hour. Like a lightspeed jump! I could feel it, I swear.

WHOA. You’re officially writing for here now?!?! That’s AWESOME!!!

Maybe if you quit joking around and sent them serious questions they might respond?

“Daddy, the top came off...”

“SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER”
NO! Fking STOP!

Well, things went downhill really fast...

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12k miles....that’s seriously low expectations.

This is the sort of ingenuity someone comes up with when their battery tie down breaks 100 miles from the nearest paved road and they need a solution that gets them home. This is not “ingenuity” when it comes from the factory this way.

Ingenuity from an assembly line worker is actually a very bad thing.

The Dodge Journey: The cheapest crossover for people who bought the cheapest condoms.

Hah! It still handled like a 911 GT3...with four flat tires. But you’re just nitpicking. And the braking? Muwah! Like vice-grips...given an extra 100' or so. And oh, did it have fuel economy! I mean, it wasn’t good, but it had it. Plus, NOTHING has more cup holders than a Caravan! Sometimes I’d set cruise control and…

I found so much cool stuff in the manuals of all of my cars, even my 2000 C Class.

READ THE FUCKING MANUAL.