IKR? It’s better than that, I give the gift of job security. Particularly if I know the guy.

My buddy gets up every movie to pee the rest of us can’t believe how small his bladder is.

And that’s why you never, ever throw anything away when you’re at the movies.

Exactly. Sometimes it’s about looking like you aren’t peeing. Wearing shorts? On grass? Take a knee and snake it like soccer players do. If someone approaches, you’re tying your shoe.

9. Outdoor shower. It’s quasi indoors by virtue it has the word door as part of the desc

Just let us know how the interview goes Drew!

Ohhhhh. So it’s all about how YOU feel.

What do you mean? It happened in Brussels. Other than condolences, there’s nothing to do.

When was the last mass shooting?

You can’t just close Belgium!

We have too many isms.

Only humans behave this way to this extent.

It’d be interesting to see one of the majors change how they dole out prize money and the winnings above $25,000 go to a charity of their choice.

I can think of a few other kennedys that would have benefited from that exact same procedure.

She needed a lobotomy like a hole in the head.

On your snark....

So you’re not a Belieber?

It could be the MCU

haha, he’ll be someone’s bitch soon enough.

If he drank a couple bottles of booze a day, he’ll be crying by 11pm the very first night when there is nothing left to think about other than wanting a drink.