She ran off when she discovered she only had one 60lb bag of coke because she remembered she forgot ALL luggage curbside when she went out for a smoke and there was 120lbs in those.

I hope you left the kids a lighter!

The language they didn’t understand was English.

She’s such an ass.

What time zone will they use? GMT?

That was the best part of that soccer match.

Cleveland needs to learn to not care and then owners wouldn’t just assume there will be butts in the seats.

The real issue is the team is sick of seeing a 16 year old in white pants with an erection 9 times a day. And worse, is when in the middle of practice he disappears into the locker room and comes back all relaxed because they know how much they spanked it when they were 16.

So bikini versus sari or burka tennis?

I thought we were supposed to be sexy.

And it’s an international sport.

So you’ve read or heard a consensus of women tennis players saying they want to play five sets? I wish they would play 5 sets because overall conditioning and strategy would become more interesting factors.

A year of college at Ga Tech is estimated to be $28k

Can’t blame him for tryna get off the team by any means necessary.

His own manager looks unconcerned.

I’m a middie and play on a college practice squad and have played about 7-8 years. I have nothing but respect for goalies, their focus and reflexes.

I’ve played lacrosse for 7 years and have see only a couple guys end up injured (as opposed to hurt, we all get hurt eventually). However, a lax ball to the mouth? Wow. Freak accident or someone being stupid? I’m amazed you didn’t need an ambulance and oral surgery.

The Clapper!

California might finally be starting to be fiscally responsible because the state needs to be more solvent to prepare for climate change and natural disasters and some of the nuclear reactors are nearing the end of their designed life expectancy. Building more reservoirs and power plants is going to be incredibly…

Hmmm, I’ll need to send this story to my roommate so he can see that accidents happen.