you've got to labor through quite a few other things before you can get to that part

Maybe just overborked?

Which David Lynch film is this from?

They'd have to explain what migas is, but that's no excuse because all variations of breakfast burritos/tacos are possible. Seriously, Taco Bell. I don't think I can forgive this.

It gets worse than having trust issues. When I was a kid, having my claims called into question (at least whenever anything important depended on the outcome) made me doubt myself. Now, not only am I an incompetent liar with no bullshit detector of my own, I don't trust my own memory either. Thanks, dad.

I'm not gonna debate women's visual stimulation index, but I don't consider it some sort of optional luxury if that's what you mean. Anyhow, 'dick pics' are just a dick close-up, not a full selfie. The appeal of big dicks isn't really about visual stimulation, at least speaking for myself (although +points for the…

Wish I could use your strategy to "convert" re: dick size. Weirdly, people say penis pics don't serve a purpose.

if I was dating a girl who wanted to sport full bush, it would be a deal breaker

It's interesting that you assume a woman not shaving/waxing/depilating is making some sort of fuck-you-to-the-men statement. It's not about men at all, it's just inconvenient (as I'm sure you would find it). Experience has taught me it doesn't matter. If there are guys out there who retch at the sight of female…

Food commercials have an unfair advantage. They activate the same parts of our brains that porn does. That pizza/stretchy cheese thing is like the equivalent of a money shot.

Oh I hope I didn't sound contemptuous or anything! Just thinking of dropping into a dairy on my way anywhere blows my mind a little My memory of visiting a dairy is from a single girl scout field trip that involved lots of driving. I'm from a tobacco state, so maybe they figured it was worth going out of our way to…

I find the phrase "whenever I go to the local dairy" a lot weirder than not liking milk.

Oh, has not conforming to social norms prevented you from getting laid? It's never stopped me even when I don't shave, dress sexy or wear makeup. Or bathe. Perks of being a chick.

Best response.

Comparing it to standards of being "in shape" doesn't really work, given that pit hair on men is completely accepted and ignored, but body fat on both sexes is scrutinized to some degree. Also people really do like varying levels of "tone". Personally I don't find body-builder style muscles to be any more appealing…

opposition to gay marriage isn't a minority position

Actually I know exactly what you mean. I'm not gonna tolerate a mass murderer; I don't know about everyone else, but it isn't only because they have broken the law. In fact I'm ethically opposed to killing animals too, so I totally get what it's like to be in a moral minority. What it comes down to for me is — if…

They are pretty sure they do, just like they are pretty sure no one in their family or school or church is a gay. They're just sheltered.

So you're calling people out for being intolerant of intolerance?