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Adopted because he can’t go on record with same-sex marriage?

Is, “friend of Dorothy” too old fashioned?

Matt Gaetz on his own is super-creepy: those long-ass teeth, those clown shoes he wears (Google it), that Elias Brother’s Big Boy hairstyle. Dude is pretty eccentric, even for Florida. Not to mention his past issues with alcohol and the fact that HIS daddy basically put him into politics (they call him Baby Gaetz,

yeah. “son.” we’re going to go with “son”. instead of “roommate.”

I like the line from Moby Dick: “In man or fish, wriggling is a sign of inferiority.”

I would normally agree with this position but she’s been proven right twice.

I wish people wouldn’t speak in code so much.

She once referred to Nanjiani as “the worst”. Considering that she was working with TJ Miller (who is a violent monster) and Middleditch (apparently some kind of pervy sex predator), what does “the worst” mean? Like, he used the last of the coffee creamer? Or he’s a serial killer?

And this is why guys who get all squirmy and scared whenever the topic of #MeToo comes up should always be suspect.

Thomas Middleditch is what you’d get if you asked someone to draw a caricature of a white man running a pick-up artist seminar at a gaming convention.

He looks like he’s both a sailor and a ballet dancer and terrible at both

Fuck Middleditch and his show.  Check out Wetterlund’s new series Resident Alien.  It just got renewed for a second season, and she has a role in it.  

You’re never safe in China.

China is currently holding two Canadian businessmen (known as the two Michaels) on fake charges in retaliation for Canada carrying out a US extradition request on Meng Wanzhou.

I haven’t seen a Volvo as claiming safest car in a very long time. I have seen Tesla make that claim despite robust empirical evidence showing otherwise.

That is why UPS trucks almost never make left turns....

Is jail really the best place for her? She clearly has mental health problems, sounds like some sort of intense paranoia and compulsive behavior, and should be in a secure treatment facility, not a jail. Jail isn’t gonna cure her, and is not going to help her. It seems cruel.

I mean, it might not be drugs...but it sounds like drugs. I had to spend a day with someone coming down off a meth trip recently and its pretty much exactly this. people following him, phone spying on him/talking to him, a need to flee.

It’s great they do this, not only because unprotected left turns are a challenge for the machine, but because they’re dangerous, in general. Humans should try to avoid them, too.

It would still be a problem because it’s unsafe software being beta-tested on public roads.