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You’re riding high in April, shot down in May

This country has lost all sense of decency and decorum smdh

Pun-tastic +1

Hmm, perhaps it’s time for mutiny on the Pirate’s ship - Captain Queeg Roethlisberger sounds like he’s lost his marbles.

+31.95 degrees South, 115.9 degrees East

Don’t forget the electoral college though - no doubt Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and Michigan will give this damned thing to Gruden

Zing!

+1 To put it in the most basic terms, just go to Austin and you’ll be fine.

That’s what this is, right? I mean come on, helloooo. 

“Oh I thought you said Federal law prohibits raping, smoking or disabling a smoke detector during the flight...my bad.”

+1 Big Pizza Pie

Starred for “wanking twats”

Eh, a few fire tornados or crossfire from drug cartels, it’s a wash really...

#MakeAmericanSodGreatAgain

Heehee!

Well, I’d be very irate right now if I weren’t laughing so hard...take your star, you delightful bastard...

Of course they always conveniently forget the giant walls of ice that formed there during the Pleistocene Epoch...smdh

I love to cook, wished I would've done more in the past, but now take one weekend night to whomp something up - truly therapeutic and much more fun when accompanied with a good wine. Carbonara is a go-to for me, a New York Strip steak once a month is required....

Andrew, I wondered where you were, glad you’re back! From the sounds of it, your hand might need to be replaced like Luke Skywalker’s droid hand - this is potentially awesome....NO ONE DENIES THIS

Fly a few times/month between San Diego & Portland, as well as San Diego to other airports a few times per month as well.