But there was an intent to kill, here. It just wasn’t premeditated. But I guess this is a better way to go in terms of getting a conviction.

HE IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND BROODY AND THINKING AND JUST SO VERY VERY. PLEASE TAKE THIS COMMENT BACK AND APOLOGIZE

As a poor kid growing up, I remember waiting in a line with Grandma and getting a whole block of government cheese.

! I miss Caity

I love them! I’ve been calling out “podium pants” ever since.

I don’t know why they aren’t darlings the world around: they’re the best interviews at the Olympics (save Leslie Jones, of course)

THE O’DONOVAN BROTHERS! Fucking Delightful.

This post hurts me.

oh, my mom absolutely loved The Golem and the Jinni. thanks for reminding me about it!

HE LOOKS LIKE A POTATO!

My current fashion motto: if I was too shy to wear it during the actual 90s, then godammit I’m wearing it now!

All Rainn Wilson said is that he’s pissed that shooting-killings of animals draw more press and sympathy than shooting-killings of people. So instead of writing faux-outrage ad hominems, understand that this zoo shooting death and human shooting deaths are both substantively but not equally tragic.

I believe either Key or Peele used to be a frequent commenter

Incorrect. Pennsylvania’s new Right-to-know laws are not that old. When the laws were enacted in the mid-late 90s/early 2000s, the exemption was created.

So given how long those books are, are we talking hundreds or thousands of farts seeping into that chair seat?

I can let you in on the secret. He is not the real Cary Elwes. The real Elwes has been retired fifteen years and living like a king in Patagonia.

Poor ghost. Only gets to read 1-2 pages a night. If she can’t open the book, she can’t turn the pages.

Has anyone seen Samantha Bee’s report on Syrian refugees?

“ Ooooh, sing me a song