And which party wants to reduce federal wages and cut the federal workforce? Not democrats!

Hatches, ranked:

Oh god please let this happen. A little bit of Obama influence in the White House via the staff for as long as possible would be great. Especially if some of them could flatter his ego enough that he decided to really take their counsel on things.

I understand. Pets are so unconditionally loving. Losing them hits hard.

Some how, in my mind, Hillary has gone from being my political candidate of choice to, like, my mom. I want to be like her, and I will fuck someone up to defend her.

I worked the day after the election and I called out sick. I am a nurse and a lot of my patients tend to be Trump supporters. I would have taken care of them but I would have had a hard time keeping my mouth shut like I do when Fox News is on or stupid comments are made. It doesn’t happen too often but I feared it…

I thank you for the integrity you have. You lose a sick day from your bank instead of pissing in their food. You’re better than many.

Aren’t we all living in our worst week ever?

I know I am not the only one who has spent the last 4 days blindingly drunk, but I actually called into work today just to specifically get crap housed again. I am a chef at a country club and I don’t know if I can make food for a bunch of Trump supporters anymore. I seriously don’t know if I can do it anymore.

I can’t testify as to Sylvester’s personal beliefs (and I have not played the game), but as a newbie programmer I do agree with him on the defense of his code: the name of variables (the objects that hold numbers and values in code, that in this case decide the sexuality of a character in the game) mean very little in…

I’ve gotten one of these exact letters. It states in the letter that the copy right holders requested your ISP from us but we don’t provide that information without legally having to. She can use that notice as bird cage liner.

Excuse me, but according to my Facebook feed this cache of emails holds the proof that will finally send her to prison. For ... something. But it’s about time!!!

Put down the glue and maybe go for a walk or something there Mulder. We’ll be fine.

This is the most horrifying turn of events conceivable. The combination of real-life stakes and sheer, complete fucking idiocy involved is just so out of balance it’s not funny or entertaining in any way, shape, or form. I am as much of a media/tabloid/news junkie as anyone, but there is not one fiber of my being…

Just the back. I prefer my front lines clean.

Hence...

Don’t ever pay to be marketed to.

Really? His involvement is what makes me think it’s pretty legit.