So Jon gets to shout the “You had one job!” line to Edd(?)

This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

Would have loved for it to be a working cartridge too for those still with a SuperNes.

My uncle used to tell me this story all the time about his experience with bullying during his time in HS.

Damn... I really am never going to truly finish this game, am I?

I think the real tragedy here is that we will be subjected to another 72 episodes of ‘Big Bang Theory’.

Fuck the law.

Blindly following stupid laws such as trademarking non-unique words is just another reason why Humans are so utterly stupid. The time and money wasted on this type of bullshit sickens me.

Alright alright we’ll stay off your lawn

I hate Snapchat. I always have and always will. Since I’m on a rant, I hate Vine too.

Do you pay them commission? Do you promote them? All your arguments go nowhere. Uber cars are generally better than cabs, uber trips are usually at least 30 percent cheaper and I tip cab drivers. . . why wouldn't I tip Uber drivers? You guys stop excuses and admit you're all being cheap. I tip my uber drivers all the…

No, a half-marathon is NOT “more than four times longer than” a 5K. It is more than four times AS LONG AS a 5K. In order for it to be four times longer than a 5K, it would need to be the length of one 5K plus an additional four times the length of one 5K, in other words 1x5K+4x5K, or 25K total, which it isn’t.

Tropico 5 is a great game, people should try it out and not be limited by their self-imposed biases when it comes to games that aren’t presented in the 1st/3rd person pew pew shoot shit variety.

I don't know whether the Rolling Stone article is true or not, but I have learned that you, Anna Merlan, are an insufferable douchebag.

Dear Anna:

You would be glad to see that the Washington Post yesterday published an update in which it confirmed that Ms. Erdely did not talk to the accusers. As you have a Masters in Journalism from Columbia University, I am sure you will remember the introductory classes in which you were told to at least try to…

I refer to my vegan ex-girlfriend as the Whore of Quorn.

I work at an Auto Zone, and there are a lot of stereotypes, if you will, about working there. A lot of people hate going to AZ where I am from, (I go to school and work out of state), because nobody knows anything. This can be true with any auto parts store. However, I believe it depends on the manager who actually…

@Eric Stephens: ive had the same problem with my land rover except it went like this.