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Chris Canto
cantolope

The Kree must’ve really taken to cropped denim shorts in their previously brief encounters with earth culture.

A good video game is like a good book; sometimes I find myself not finishing that last quest or last chapter... because then the story never ends.

It is a really fantastic scene, only shame is I can’t bring myself to play it on ps4 with all the bells and whistles. Every time I get tense in a battle I vice grip the controller and inevitability give all my characters limit breaks. It’s so gamebreaking in terms of forward momentum. I want to feel like I’ve earned

Is this really journalism? People are bitching about playing a pay to play game for free? That’s literally the business model here folks. If you don’t wanna pay, you got to have patience. If you can’t afford either, you can simply play something else. It’s not a trick. It’s not surprising. Giving people a forum for

They really don’t wanna render unto caesar either.

“Walk on the other side of the mall from the blacks cause they’ll rob you, don’t use public restrooms cause you’ll get the aids from the gays, don’t disrespect the lord and BEES, SWEET JESUS, BEES!” -Wise Aging Grandma

He’s just stealing a twenty year old bit from Eddie Izzard, (Awesome like a hot dog), no one ever mentions that.

Timothy McVeigh is smiling today.

Just remember, we didn’t screw it up as Democrats. The electoral college has screwed us. The electoral college allows this to happen (along with a jury rigged surpreme court). Democrats haven’t “lost” an election since before Bill Clinton. Hillary’s votes were 3 million higher then the pumpkin kings. Fucking

Mean ole’ Mr. Clouds. Fuck em.

It’s almost scary right. I did the same with social media. I don’t miss it. Haven’t done much productive either, but my fallout saves are quite impressive.

And yet you’re both smug and dismissive.

Definitely not cause they’re the galactic “master race” that sounds oddly like like Aryan. Then that they all become blonde haired and blue eyed. I’m sure it has absolutely nothing to do with some cultural hardon for nazis. Definitely not like they supported hitler or anything. Yeah. No. It’s probably just labor

20 dollars can barely get you two value meals.

You’re not even a tool, you’re like the bag the other tools hang out in. someone actually has the audacity to point out a fair lack of integrity and you’re response is a juvenile fuck you. Guy didn’t even swear. Suck my ass you fuck.

the enthusiasm in that photo is contagious.

As most survivors (relative) of the cosmic horror genre can attest, booze and opiates dull the senses from the horrifying truth. Definitely hope you rewatched as this is a very old comment thread.

That isn’t even remotely how lead works.

“Despite all their rage, the smashing pumpkins are all showing their age”

Two old games.