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Just looking at that rule book gives me a headache.

Dinosaurs are cool.

Or the “governator” a gun named after California’s favorite terminator. It shoots. .44 .50 and some shotgun shells all from a grip activated laser sight 5 cylinder hand cannon.

Checkmate.

This thread is funny. You guys are funny.

“Never been on the spot before” reads “I never found myself in a situation where I had to think critically and be confronted with the responsibility that comes from my poor decision making”

I enjoy “The Zeppo”

Nice

I think that makes it only more relevant, yeah?

Is the Wellbutrin working... well? I know it has many uses. Including as a mood stabilizer and smoking cessation tool.

That was my very first thought. Man didn’t even make it home. This seems very deliberate and orchestrated.

Large hands here bruh. Just looking at them makes my hands cramp up.

Neither does Nintendo.

They really had a chance to come in huge there didn’t they? And just... nothing. Even more surprising they didn’t take note of and use the coop nostalgia factor given the US rerelease and popularity of the Original NES system that came with 30 games. (Which has a few overly nostalgic design flaws to now that I think

I like how the only game for this system runs better on their older console nobody bought. Seems like it’s right up there with all the other odious decisions about this hunk of junk. I can’t believe a 30 dollar smartphone has a better screen.

God forbid they’re unable to make yet another side scrolling adventure about a plumber or another fighting game that has quickly come to represent non Nintendo stars like mega man.

Well it’s UI is crap and doesn’t function, it’s hardware if woefully unimpressive and the controllers are tiny little dingleberries.

MS and Sony players far far outweigh Nintendo players in Europe and US. Only people who play Nintendo are little kids, or people who only like the same three games over and over and over again. Smash, Mario, and Zelda. This is not enough. And every hardware iteration does nothing new or isn’t utilized. How is this

Well an adult whose name is hentai mctoonboobs

Do you even know what you’re talking bout?