Don’t fault the Earthquakes mascot. He’s destined to level everything west of I-5.
Don’t fault the Earthquakes mascot. He’s destined to level everything west of I-5.
Good on Erin Andrews for not letting a guy get away with a cheap dinger up the middle.
Legalization and making it less taboo combined with no new Harold & Kumar movies can really fuck up a preadolescent’s rebellion curve.
My town needs them!
Good God.
Attendance at Astros games is just fucking soaring.
it's the shirt/buttons/chest.
I'm pretty sure that's just Jeff Bagwell and Craig Biggio.
Just think of them as giant cannibalistic cockroaches that would happily eat you if they got the chance. I personally find that it helps.
This is honestly terrifying me.
Who the fuck is surprised that a woman named Eileen would only fill out the first leg?
It's too bad there are no topical 80s pop songs for this occasion.
Dammit, Eileen!
Wow. A lot of us think we're so young and clever.
Damn, I think I left the house without my humor. Because that ish...
It's literally Hitler.
this is art.
"I saw it snowed once. Therefore Global Warming isn't a thing."
I am a fan of pictures, in particularly selfies, at funerals