"Threat level at yellow-urinal-cake."

"Intentional grounding- must remain a Knick for 15 days, assessed at the end of the season."

While this trend is now completely passé, San Francisco's modern pioneers Bourbon and Branch did it well. It was reservation only, with a daily password on that Dashiell Hammett-esque faux detective agency's website (second picture). By the time we finally went, the friendly homeless people that dwelled nearby had…

Gary Glitter stans: worst stans in the world, or worst stans ev-ar?

I always cringe for the driver whenever I hear "single car accident" on the traffic report. So embarrassing.

[leans shovel against truck, pulls handkerchief out of coverall pocket, wipes brow while staring into the middle distance] I remember my first day on the internet...

Allow open carry, and that speculum will be dropped faster than you can say "Dr. Ben's one of the good 'uns".