"Threat level at yellow-urinal-cake."

"Intentional grounding- must remain a Knick for 15 days, assessed at the end of the season."

Gary Glitter stans: worst stans in the world, or worst stans ev-ar?

I always cringe for the driver whenever I hear "single car accident" on the traffic report. So embarrassing.

[leans shovel against truck, pulls handkerchief out of coverall pocket, wipes brow while staring into the middle distance] I remember my first day on the internet...

Allow open carry, and that speculum will be dropped faster than you can say "Dr. Ben's one of the good 'uns".