This event, naturally, resets the clock to “too soon to talk about it [gun control legislation],” because every time this happens, it becomes “too soon to talk about it.” So pro forma “thoughts and prayers” must suffice.

I’m one of 5 kids, and growing up in a big family was great fun as a kid, and it’s pretty awesome now that my siblings and I are all grown up. I really wouldn’t trade it for the world. But as for me and my life, I am pretty confident I only want one kid precisely because I’ve witnessed how crazy life is with that many…

I mean, she had your share of kids already. You’re good! She just played herself.

This plan is solid. 10/10 adopting as my own.

 Oh what a tangled web we weave when Baldwins endeavor to breed.

That’s damned cool. My plan for waking up on fire is to strip the pillowcases off the bed and hope the cats don’t claw a major artery as I stuff them inside.

lol nice try Bobby but my boyfriend would be on fire

You inspired me to look it up. She was born June 16, 1997. Titanic was released December 19, 1997. She was 6 months old.

“(DiCaprio) is taking a pay cut to work with Quentin Tarantino again on Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. That’s the movie about the Manson murders, where Leo and Brad Pitt will be playing Sharon Tate’s neighbors.”

Meghan can’t win. If she let’s him keep living in Mexico, her siblings will say she is miserly. If she gets him to move to the US, her siblings will say that she has brought him closer to the paparazzi menace. If she gets him to move to the UK, they’ll say she is depriving them access to their father. If she tries to…

It took me a minute and then I was like “right! they did this on purpose!!” Because that last Vanity Fair cover with Oprah and Reese Witherspoon was pretty close to this. Once I got through the uncanny valley I loved it, especially McKinnon’s leg.

Well if she doesn’t love him, then what should she say? Maybe ”care for” is the strongest she could commit to?

I don’t understand why USC had chaperones who have been reporting this pervert’s suspect behavior for YEARS if they don’t listen to them. It sounds like it’s just a gift to any creep who may be an exhibitionist.

Arghh this gets me in so many ways... I have an inherent trust for doctors, as I’m sure many of his patients did. Plus that many of the women were seeing a gyno for the first time, and your standard gyno exam involves a human looking at your vagina and just a general plethora or touching and feeling for abnormalities,…

The fact that THAT is his defense should be enough by itself to revoke this asshole’s medical licence because he clearly knows nothing about gynecology.

these two reactions, on a loop, throughout reading this article. omfg.

I’m so glad that Winona Ryder is back.

I don’t care if this is good or bad... I’m going to be watching the shit out of it.

Wino forever!