Angelina changed her image from crazy to a saint and I bought it and now I am not sure. Crazy or not, Angie, I have a message for you - for the sake of kids, let your anger go.

Someone I know is a PA in LA who knows both him and Rebecca Romijn and she says they were the absolute nicest people she ever met. Not just nicest celebrity. Just really kind welcoming people.

I have friends in common with him, and he is universally liked (and not in a BRO! kinda way).

If a seasoned Hollywood divorce attorney can’t handle you and is willing to forego that kind of cash, you’re a nightmare.

The version she gave in the clip is that it took Casper about 5 seconds into the introduction to be like “I think he’s fucking all of them” and then 5 minutes into the presentation to be like “this is a pyramid scheme.”

I think my sympathy stops at branding people. That’s like other-worldly crazy. From what I’ve heard, the smell of burnt flesh is something that gets seared into your psyche.

Wait, they split?! Huh. Anyway, back to the matter at hand, thank god he saw through it and she had the sense to listen.

My husband sometimes has the same reaction to misogyny when it’s pointed out.* Women friends and I remind him that lots of his observations of assholes were indeed misogynist assholes, and he just didn’t notice anything but the asshole part. I think the same probably applies here - a lot of the assholes you’ve…

I have to say that I am a little pissed off at Pusha T for outing Drake as a dad. As soon as he said that Drake had a kid, I knew that Drake had probably hid this kid not because he was ashamed, but because he didn’t want this kid to have all this media attention. He also, probably, didn’t want the baby’s mom to be…

I know it’s unrelated but I’m super mega stoked. Going to watch Hamilton next year. I’m really privileged as I already saw it but we were in shitty seats (I nearly threw until my eyes settled). Now we bought really good ones and I can’t wait.

Also very interesting that Katie for the first time ever confirmed her romance with Jamie Foxx in disputing rumors that they had split, right? Are they already secretly married? 

I literally can’t imagine how (much more) awful high school would have been if Facebook were around then. Thanks for this...nostalgia?

I like Ariana and Pete. I’ve decided I’m just going to enjoy the ride. Kind of like when I watched the Hannibal TV show and Hannibal and Alana hooked up. I knew that ship was going to sink but I was going to sail it as long as it lasted.

“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

it’s a very high emotional intelligence to always be able to default to the right thing to say to defuse a situation charmingly.

The power of Tom Cruise’s touch is known

In my head, there is a Venn diagram of “I absolutely have to see this” and “I absolutely can never see this,” and the middle of that Venn diagram is this movie.

The Jonas brothers really contract way above their league.

I HAVE HAD THIS EXACT LINE OF THINKING.