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I was SO conflicted watching Piers call her out. I LOATHE HIM. Everything he said was true, but coming out of his disgusting mouth makes it so hard to hear. He’s giving her publicity just so he can yell at her which irritates me even though she totally had it coming.

Oh my God, SAME! I just wanted to wear a fancy dress and be the center of attention without having to kiss anyone. I never got to be a flower girl, and it was the great tragedy of my childhood.

It was stupid. But wearing a costume to a party with a theme of monsters isn’t the same as having Nazi sympathies.

#notallchildren

For real.

Does anyone in their right mind read Samantha’s side of things and think, “Oh, that poor woman! Meghan has been so unkind!”? What a shameless, short-sighted, embarrassment. Every quote is another hash mark in the “No Wonder” column.

Does anyone else while reading stories about Meghan Markle’s extended family think about which of their own extended family would be selling stories to the press if they were to marry royally?

I guess a bunch of TV actors were

SAMANTHA MARKLE I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Charles, who is next in line to be king, is married to Camilla Parker Bowles, a divorcee. Of course, had the stupid prohibition on divorce not been an issue he would have been married to her the whole time. But, still, that’s a pretty big sledgehammer to that tradition.

Meghan’s sister is the WORST.

Is she not able to allow her roommate out of her room, *then* use the door?

Also the smiling thing, the struggle is real. I hated my smile as a kid and was made fun of for my teeth, which I grew into - but no one saw them. As an adult it has become a struggle to smile because I trained myself not to. It feels

This GIF is going to give me nightmares.

Am I missing a style guide or is Weinstein’s PR responses using both victims first names in an effort to mock and minimize them?

Wait. What happened to Bobby?

I miss Bobby.

Yeah, eczematous sucks as an insult

Several things: I always loved Gunne Sax and derivatives. I’m a Little House on the Prairie girl at heart. Also, I am eczematous too, man, and I don’t like it as an insult. >:(

Hm. I don’t know. This dress kind of reminds me of a tampon.