I wouldn’t kick his identical twin out of bed if I liked him as a person, but not really my lust-object when it comes to actors.

ugh, you just described my mother.

Do not trick me into clicking on a source again thinking it’s going to be a long overdue update on MC Hammer just to feel disappointment when I discover it’s actually about Armie Hammer. I do not give a fuck about Armie Hammer’s tracksuit.

It looks like they finally busted the head of “NXIVM” (one of those “self-help” organizations that is actually a cult with a dude controlling a harem of women that he literally brands), so maybe R Kelly is next.

It is truly terrifying what celebrity and a shit ton of money allows a person to get away with. I mean, this is stuff that we KNOW about. What haven’t we heard? What are things that might be just rumors, but indicate something deeper and worse? I mean, we’ve always ‘known’ stuff like this happens, and the #MeToo…

I am a 35-year old male with RDEB. As long as you’re not rough, you can get physical. Stimulation before getting physical, so the area is lubricated, is important.

Yep. The truth is on her side. And I bet Trump is going to be more upset that she wasn’t attracted to him.

I do believe that. I have seen PP 2 and it did not really recapture the charm of the original, to say the least.

okay Caity Weaver + Tiffany Haddish is a matchup I can get behind. brb off to mainline that GQ article, which I assume will overwhelm me with charming absurdity.

Something just dawned on me: I wonder why Donald Trump married Melania in the first place? He’d already had two wives and four children, he doesn’t seem to particularly enjoy the company of his wives, why didn’t he just let it go and keep “dating” a succession of “models” like a lot of other older men like him do?

Yeah, especially if it was right around when she’d GIVEN BIRTH. My marriage with my husband is totally fine, as is our sex life, but we didn’t have sex for like 8 months after I gave birth.

EVERY married guy, who is looking for some side action, swears up and down that he and the wife don’t have sex anymore. Maybe it’s true. Maybe it’s not. But that’s what they all say right up there with, “My marriage has been over for years. We’re just roommates now,” and “My wife doesn’t understand me.”

I was very glad they went into detail about the legal ramifications. I don’t care that they had sex. I only care about the coverup.

My takeaway - She told the truth and she’s got a great lawyer. Oh, and she definitely has some audio/video proof of their relationship. I just hope I never see Trump’s dick. The country’s been through enough.

I was pleasantly surprised that they caught the prick using good old fashioned police-work, rather than catching him because he Snapchatted himself bombing people - as is the fashion.

He did wear an awful blonde wig at the FedEx Office, so I don’t think he was trying to get caught.

What fascinated me about Limbaugh was he was smart enough to recognize his rhetoric only works in talk radio and not in the real world and he never runs for office like his listeners always ask him to do. That’s what people need to challenge him on, why he isn’t running for office if his ideas are so good.

Side note, that just reminded me of how marginalized Limbaugh has become compared to the other white nationalists.

You can’t prevent the dystopia, but you can enjoy the clever use of technology.

Yeah, but when I clicked the article, I had really hoped the fool had done it accidentally.