Ben and the technicolour dragon tatt.

The Man With The Sorta Dragon Tattoo

Yikes. That’s quite the mid-life crisis back tattoo.

I hope that, like 15 years from now, we’ll get “Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes celebrate their 20th wedding anniversary! AND OH BY THE WAY THEY’VE BEEN MARRIED THIS WHOLE TIME.”

It’s weird how the super controlling “no public dating” clause in the divorce agreement with Tom was probably the best thing for this relationship. I wish my exes’ toxic interference could inadvertently yielded such healthy outcomes.

Yes and I just hope like they are so in love? Is that weird? I never wanted a couple to be so in love?!

I remember when Paris Dylan was on Catfish, because she was involved in a truly bonkers story about a Canadian woman catfishing Paris and NBA player Chris Andersen.
Had no idea Don McLean was even still alive.

In one of those increasingly frequent “I’m wasting my life” moments, I immediately knew exactly what they meant by signature hats.

“Don’t waste your youth on age” - Mad Men quote that I think is fitting to this situation.

I was surprised to read she’s a 24 year old playboy model when she looks about 16 and still at school.

Sweet pics of that Range Rover.

Congrats to Don’s girlfriend on getting her braces off recently!

This is now my all time favorite “you’re so basic that...” Thank you.

“Don’t Jr.” is pretty apopros tbh. Your phone was right.

If you use “Welcome to New York” in your wedding, you’re so basic that two drops of vinegar could incinerate you.

Why would anyone ever sleep with Don Jr???

And an old Fox News reporter is now the 4th “in line” at State. She has no foreign or diplomatic experience at all.

Elmo’s PBS. No job for Elmo.

What does he think is going to happen, I wonder? That Canada is going to cave on the basis of not just a lie, but an easily disproven lie? Like, does he think you can walk into a Ferrari dealership, keep saying “Actually, all these cars are 2005 Honda Accords,” and walk out with a new Ferrari for $4,000?

Dear Vanessa (about-to-be-former) Trump,