I did a double take too. This is a pic of the state senator.

here we are talking about bone density again

Apparently he recorded it with Blac Chyna’s phone and they haven’t spoken since they broke up in August (as per the TMZ article).

sorry, but no. justin and amy sedaris are best friends who are destined to grow old together. you can’t have him.

I hope his career is dead. The man repeatedly says he hits women. Catherine Zeta Jones needs to check in with the Timesupmovement.

Then whose skull did I buy on ebay??

you are not.

I can’t be the only one who read “Rhode Island’s youngest state senator” in the headline, glanced down to see a video freeze-frame of Paul DiMaio, and wondered “that’s Rhode Island’s youngest senator?”

Completely agree re: friction. Also, I feel way sweatier when I work out in loose pants, because I can feel it dropping down my legs. Also, control top pants are awesome when running. It’s like a sports bra for my muffin top.

Maybe she’s at a posh box gym. Which is why I’ve never gone to a posh box gym.

She’s got it all wrong: Sweatpants are awesome for regular life, but terrible for working out. There’s too much fabric, so increased friction. Plus, when you sweat, they take forever to dry. Sport tights/leggings are the far superior choice for working out, from a practical POV.

At this point, I’d settle for functional, literate, OR compassionate.

Always worth a listen backwards.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

So. Many. Think pieces.

I hope her baby is named Sienna because Ciara and Sierra are way too similar of names.

It would be taken for granted that she’s pregnant (she’s now 49, but let that not distract us) and the only question would be if she were carrying twins or not.

*gets on knees*