“Where you only see one mocking comment, it was then that I carried you” —moopidoo

Two years then quits. Seems like a Palin tradition at this point.

The big difference is that Mormons believe that only those who hold the Melchizedek Priesthood can get to the highest level of heaven. How do you do that? Well, you are a Mormon in good standing with a dick, ta-da! You’re totally a priest! If you’re a woman - better be married and sealed in the Temple to a man who…

what do you expect from a guy who married his own daughter

What the fuck is wrong with those guys?

Do you now live in a small town? People from small towns never understand why people move there.

Americans are weird about where they came from. My parents aren’t from this country, and I travel a lot. I’ve met many Americans who claim to be Irish, German, French, Swiss, etc., but never any “undesirable” countries. Then I’ll ask something about where because I visited X town or I’ll say something in that native…

Bari made the whole thing about how it was hurting her without acknowledging how her assumptions were harmful to an entire group of people. That’s pretty childish. If Chrissy’s tweet has a school marm tone, it’s because she’s trying to teach Bari what she refuses to learn as a grown ass woman in a publicly…

I’m here for her tea-spilling anyway, though.

It’s the “appeal to authority” logical fallacy, with a crispy Christian crust.

I really enjoy the portrait of Obama; the colors are so vibrant and as a result the man himself comes off with the kind of inherent warmth that we know he exudes in real life but that a serious portrait would likely fail to capture. By painting him with a very serious expression against a background of vibrant green…

You are thinking about French skate Surya Bonaly who could do a backflip and land on one skate.

i gotta admit i cried sports tears a little when her team jumped up and cheered as she hit it

Speaking of children. This cut for time SNL skit commercial is amazing.

I don’t know what to think of this anymore. I do feel vast sympathy for Rose given what she has gone through and she deserves all the help in the world getting her rightly due retribution and justice regarding Weinstein and those who were complicit. At the same time though increasingly it seems that her method of…

Still better than Roy Moore.

You do know that gentrification =/= “white people”, right? These guys came from a barely middle-class family and lived on bread and milk (and handouts from Kenyan pro runners) until they earned enough money running to support themselves.

“The plan had seemed so simple when it was hatched in their mom’s basement.”