Right? Thirst /= confidence.

In a tweet, 33-year-old Khloe Kardashian praised her 37-year-old sister, writing, “Between her pictures and her clap backs.... I’m just living for it all. Confidence looks great on you Keeks.” The thing is, I’m not sure any of that behavior meets the definition of confidence.

Neil Portnow: “Yeah. It’s not our problem you aren’t good enough. Try harder. Smile a little!”

there is never an acceptable time to wear sunglasses indoors

I’m a dedicated liberal. “Safe spaces” are a joke. One can choose what and what not to listen to and/or believe. Adults, in particular (and that’s what college kids are) should be able to process things that offend them. The world is rife with “micro-aggressions”; if one demands an echo chamber during this phase of…

I stopped playing the “Imagine if any other President just said/did what Trump just said/did” a long time ago because it was too exhausting and I sadly came to the realization that no one in a position to do something really fucking cares anymore.

If Obama had done half of what Trump had done, I’m fairly certain we would’ve had an armed uprising by now. Hell, just imagine how much shit Obama would’ve gotten had he ordered Trump’s well-done steak doused in ketchup

He’s the fucking President and he has time to engage in petty name calling?

“Hi folks instead of jumping the broom tonight I’ll be jumping this redheaded chimney sweep , Chim chim cher-oo motherfuckers!”

on the one hand, no, you shouldn’t get a cookie for doing the basic, human thing. on the other hand, admitting you’ve done something wrong is literally the first step to fixing a problem, so it is important that people do it and we recognize it.

I think we would try not to work with a lot of those photographers if we heard problems.

I highly doubt that Jenner is paying a single cent above the deductible - this is all insurance money, and as such, the carrier controls whether or not the matter settles, and the policy limits and the remaining aggregate (due to prior settlement) matter.

Chrissy Teigen also offered to pay the fee to cover McKayla Maroney’s NDA so she could testify. ❤

Her and Ivanka get this pretty white women force field that shields them from their own shitty behavior. Melania pushed the birther issue, made excuses for her husband and decided being rich was worth more than not being an asshole.

Bush was a shitty president, yes.

Nobody is ever going to suspect Huckabee Saunders of sleeping her way to the middle

When I first saw the headline, I assumed Haley was responding to the Stormy Daniels stuff. Why the f would anyone think she’d even find Trump attractive is beyond me. She was the governor of SC, she’s our UN ambassador, she’s a damn power broker in the GOP - she’s not some import he can dazzle with bullshit or someone…

obvious, but necessary:

the latter of which was met with boos and hisses from the crowd. Buddy, read a fucking room.

I may eat my words but agree with Nikki Haley’s assessment of this being a disgusting rumour.