Cooke. Designer of the Flipoffian Tubes.

That GIF of Franco disappearing is cracking me up. I can’t stop watching it.

No Wonder Reese has 3 legs and Oprah has 3 arms.

Unsurprisingly, Fox News tried to pretend that it wasn’t true. Hannity claimed that their sources weren’t telling them that this had happened.

yep, I remember, SFO or San Jose? I can’t remember, though I think it was San Jose.

I read there’s been in an increase in intestinal parasites in developed countries because of sushi. Btw, those are bad for you regardless of being pregnant or not because they steal nutrients. Some are killed off when you freeze the fish, others aren’t

Inside Sean Hannity’s head:

“From the makers of Frost/Nixon comes Teletubby/Telly Tubby”

No, he does not realize. It’s kind of his thing!

This is the flirty seduction that those French actresses are talking about right?

Here’s why I want Mittens to happen. He wins a senate seat. He’s back in the limelight. He campaigns on Trump being a dumpster fire. He runs for president in 2020. He actually has a remote chance to win the primaries for the Republicans. It could quite possibly help remove the chance of Trump in the white house for…

Jesus. This guy couldn’t be more of a caricature.

He was speaking words, right? I didn’t just lose my ability to comprehend?

Wait, nothing about how the Dutch secret service hacked the Russian hackers who hacked the DNC?

I want to know what it must be like to have such an incredibly huge ego that you’re not remotely embarrassed about making your assistant clean up your jizz. Even teenage boys at least hide their spank socks between the mattress and the box spring.

I’ll take Things I Never Wanted to Know About Harvey Weinstein for $400, Alex.

This from an administration that admonishes the press for taking every word the President says literally.

Once she retires from competitions, they should put her on the board of USAG - there needs to be someone there to keep people accountable and actually watch out for the athletes. Not to mention, she’s shown tremendous courage and leadership both during this trial and as team captain for Team USA. She’s amazing <3