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CantFindMyKeyQueenoftheUncoordinated
cantfindmykeyqueenoftheuncoordinated

After shower/conditioning-Perfect Ten (7 spritzes into my palm) then 2 or 3 pumps of suave’s argan oil, then gel, mix like crazy. That should work for most women, but not a cunto-sarus like Kellyanne.

Can’t Joe Biden be the cat that saves all of us kittens by donning a “Super Joe” cape and kicking the assholes out of DC?

Yes, where is the snowflake relief fund that Soros promised all of us? I want my keg and my sparkly unicorn that he promised too. And this lamp, all I need is this lamp.

Or not being Putin’s special kissy friend.