When I first saw her, I thought she was just going where there would be better light to see what went wrong on her project. I was disappointed to see that she was just eating grapes.

Distracted by grapes?... She’s totally not a knitter.

Y’all. We’re not gonna talk about the yarn???

100% uncontroversial take:

If gifs had sound I would have to quit using the internet.

That title sounds like what you’d get if Lifetime made hardcore porn.

I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

Maybe. But I’m on Swift’s side. I know she’s a vanilla white girl we all roll our eyes over, but she’s one of many women who have to put up with this shit from men looking for cheap plugs.

Fearing for your safety isn’t a good enough reason to end a life, to me. It’s way too vague; it could mean the cops were afraid they’d get cut, maybe even need some stitches, or break a bone. But that’s part of police work, you might get cut or break a bone. The only time it should be acceptable to end a life is when…

when you flip your Scott DICKsick between your legs, turn around and bend over.

Madonna, girl, you’re trying too hard.

Dan was an obsessive stalker. Discuss.

Like, I don’t even care that it’s fiction. A friend of mine said it was “romantic” that he wrote himself into Serena’s world. My reaction was something like this:

Eating the ends and the sides of chocolate off before eating the full bar is just common sense. Skip steps 4 and 5 though, that’s madness.

what is happening with his neck

The WHO recommends breastfeeding for 24 months. After six or so months, many add solid foods to the diet. “Normal” should be what works for mom and baby and nothing to do with what onlookers think.

Until i see an art major take Differential Equations, Cal 1-3 and theory and stats plus linear algebra like all the other STEM subjects do. Art doesn’t belong in STEM, just like any “soft science.” I can’t wait to see what happens if/when Japan goes through what they are pushing. I know we (USA) would never go for…

I would have laughed so hard if it was a brand plug - like “he tied the umbilical cord off with red Beats by Dre headphones, the only headphones Iman uses before a game.”