I’m sorry, but this is extremely cut and dried. I’m not a professional actor, but I have turned down a job making $75k more than I am now because of this kind of shit. That isn’t millions, but it millions on my level.

I’ve never been impressed with his work (and it’s not just because he’s creepy, I think Polanski is a master filmmaker), most of his women characters are shrews, sticks in the mud, or variations on the “manic pixie dream girl.”

“You know, Woody Allen is one of the greatest filmmakers America has ever produced,

That Brooke Hogan smells like balogna is something I not only believe, it is now the hill I will lie down and die on if called upon to do so.

“I’ll be honest with you, I’ve had a black guy call me a honkey and I’ve also been told that white people smell like bologna.” -Brooke Hogan, 2015

“Then Kanye and I both reached a place where he would say really nice things about my music and what I’ve accomplished, and I could ask him how his kid’s doing...”

Iggy’s plastic surgery looks terrible though. I have nothing against plastic surgery, at all, I have contemplated a nose job after an accident I had when I was 19 left it crooked. But when you start looking like a Real Housewife you might want to stop. Iggy was cute before. This new face looks too plastic.

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT??

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAM MOUTH FINGERS WITH THE TYPING.

Dear dudes: Stop watching so much porn. Real life is not a fantasy scene from a porn movie.

Aside from the fact that safe drivers shouldn’t be on the road (come on, dude),

‘Aside from the fact that safe drivers shouldn’t be on the road’

OH OKAY.

‘and sharp cheekbones that protrude like tiny cherries, even when she’s not smiling,’

We’re all just dates, aren’t we? We only study and work to find our future husbands, right?

Man, fuck those judgy people and fuck their opinions. You do you mmk? And fuck stupid fashion trends that belittle women based on made-up standards of beauty.

Who the fuck is gonna tell me what to do with my arms. Seriously. I challenge any motherfucker to say a goddamn word. These are the arms that dug my garden, that rocked my baby, that hold my husband, and I’m proud of them. I’ve got KP, farmer’s tan, and a ton of jiggle, but that doesn’t mean I have to suffer through…

“thank god Rory chose Yale”

“They fought to try and get freedom for everyone.”