The volume of old-unsatisfied-creep bullshit he’s put out completely dwarfs anything else he may’ve ever done.

They’re all the same, anyway. Just the same shit over and over and over and over.

Pardon.

Fuck off, Woody.

“She responded to someone paternal.”

Woody.......

I was happy to give her an enormous amount of decision making just as a gift

Every fucking thing about this gave me the full body spasms of horror.

Later, Madeleine Davies, my nemesis

I don’t think it’s mild...

Canada’s answer to Ibiza

Looking forward to a very meta version of Kara Brown’s shade court on this.

Later, Madeleine Davis, my nemesis

She looks older than me and I’m 24!

She’s just turning 18???? Girl looks about 20 something.

And Ethan Hawke! I will never forgive him for cheating on UMA FREAKIN’ THURMAN with the nanny. I have taken great satisfaction in the slow decline of his career.

Madeleine,

(•_•)
<) )╯ all the single ladies
./ \.

But like, so do half my friends. Sooooo....