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just when I think I can defend coming here to myself a shitty “article” like this swoops in and reminds of of how Jezebel’s “feminism” is mostly just smoke and mirrors, and that it is far more important that we hate on people who deserve it for purely superficial reasons.

Seriously, no fucking shit. I haven’t been coming here for a while because of how fucking Mean Girls Jez has become. Body snarking is hilarrriouuss amirite guys?

Oh for Christ. Flowers are pretty, I like to receive them. It really isn’t that complicated. Yes, they are dead, so will we all be someday, you actually are like other girls blah blah blah.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It is the source of my dislike.

I do not care for this trend of popstars wearing these high waisted panties with tights underneath. Hilary Duff is no exception. She and all the rest of them are invited to get off my lawn, despite the fact that Hilary Duff is actually older than I am.

Would. That bandit is hot AF.

Ahhh noooooo. Nonononononono. No.

Oh I definitely think they should be suing her as well as the company. What a goddamn waste of someone’s life, all because this fool thought it would be funny to drink and drive.

I think it is the deceased’s family that are suing but I’ve been wrong before.

God what an asshole.

The way I see it, far-right Christians are going to continue their crusade to make life unbearable for everyone who isn’t them, and insane anti-choice protocols are par for the course there. In the meantime, the more the Satanic Temple trolls them and probably gives a few of them aneurysms, the better.

That is gold.

Oh for sure. Cobain was by all accounts a sweet guy, identified as a feminist and was too shy to be comfortable with fame. Lennon was a narcissist who hit his wife and got off on his fame. Regardless of who people think is more talented out of the two of them, Cobain was definitely a better human being.

I think we probably did it about four or five times over the course of the week. I’ve never really been one for doing it all day or anything so it was the perfect amount. Much like a lot of others here, I got my period on my wedding day (or maybe the day before, can’t remember exactly). I was really bummed about it,

D: probably :(

Oh fuck this lady. I will never understand people who hurt animals just for the fun of it. What a sick person. She should be nowhere near animals. I don’t understand why someone who obviously hates cats would even become a vet in the first place.

The only thing disgusting here is your callousness. If someone did this to my lost cat I would strangle them.

You and I should be friends. But continue going to the movies separately.

Oof sorry you had to go through that! Unfortunately I think it will take the child of an anti-vaxxer dying for just that one person to see. And even then I’m not sure. They don’t care about other people’s children, or any other people, that’s for sure. They don’t even care enough about their own children to see sense.