Goodness gracious! If my friends and I had to bring hostess gifts every time we visited each other’s homes, we would all be poor and living in houses filled with unnecessary crap.

Yeah you can’t ask someone to contribute to the meal and then ask for a hostess gift, what a brat.

Another really good option is realizing that nobody cares if you send out engagement announcements.

Seriously, who makes personal calls when they’re not in the car these days? I have an hour-long commute in each direction, and as soon as I arrive at home or at work, I need to be present and paying attention to the people who depend on me there (co-workers/clients/boss or kids/husband/pets). If I’m calling you at…

Of all the mnemonic devices out there Stationery = Paper is the one of the very simplest, there’s no excuse.

I love my friends and family, but I’ve got better shit to do while at home than talk on the phone.

Stationery is the stuff with the letters and envelopes. Stationary is not.

My heart stops beating when I get a phone call. Like, haven't I let it be known I loathe talking on the phone?

Wait, you are supposed to bring hostess gifts for a casual get-together, but not a formal dinner? That feels backwards to me, but I’m bad at humaning, so I’ve probably just been doing it wrong.

Yeah that one shocked me as well. First you should never really expect a gift if you have invited someone over (I guess unless it is a birthday party). Sure it is thoughtful of them, but hey sometimes just making it on time is all they are able to do. Second they did bring something, and beer! Things don’t get much…

OMG. I can’t believe the hostess gift expectation in the last question. So wrong.

who are you monsters that like to talk on the phone

It was basically her boss saying, “Your education doesn’t matter, your experience doesn’t matter, and your talent doesn’t mean anything. I hired you because you’re hot.” Which is obviously never ok in any workplace. But that he felt the need to tell her that is not only being a sexist asshole, but rubbing her face in…

Can we start #dontbeawoman so women of Hollywood can share their sexist experiences. It might not change anything, but let’s shame the hell out of these bastards.

Things that embryos also can’t develop into, ranked. 1. Crayons 2. Pina Coladas. 3. Getting caught in the rain. 4. Enriched Uranium. 5. Tetris. 6. Orson Welles. 7. The Magna Carta. 8. My LITTLE Pony. 9. String Theory. 10. Pilates

And don’t a good majority of those fertilized eggs get tossed out like yesterday’s jam?

Actually if I left it alone, outside of my uterus, it actually won't turn into much of anything now will it?

The White House needs an occupant who values and prioritizes life.

Though he didn’t mention it in his speech, Rubio has supported three exceptions to making abortion illegal—in cases of rape, incest and if the mother’s life is at stake.

“If an embryo is “not a person, what is it? Because if you left it alone, that’s the only thing it can become,” he said. “It can’t develop into a pony!”