Post the picture of Clive where he looks like your cat, I’m curious now.

That’s my cat in this week’s Double Creature and they didn't use the photo of Clive Owen I submitted where he and Charlie were making the same face so now I look like a big dumb jerk who has let all of you down.

I don’t think I can deal with white people whining about how life is so unfair for them because people call them racist anymore so I’m gonna pass on this.

Hamm Sandy is the best relationship name ever

In a sense, yes. But in another, truer sense, no.

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are probably going to break up.

“Ladies leave your bags at home, the store is full of paper ones and totes make me groan.

Kara, this headline is everything. I’m still laughing.

The response I have formulated after 9+ years of being asked when we are going to “give” our daughter a sibling: “After three miscarriages it became apparent that my uterus is for decorative purposes only. But thanks for reminding me about the most painful and heart-wrenching experience I’ve ever had while also…

All I know about only children is that it must really fucking suck to go on family vacation.

Jughead still wears a crown. All is well in the world.

I never thought I’d ever say these words, but I’m actually interested in reading an Archie comic.

Can I just inanely say that this is a very clever panel?

There’s a difference between portraying a stupid person who says racist shit (as Schumer has done in her standup act) and being a real person who sincerely says racist shit (as Trump has done).

This wasn’t released in the past. It’s a new thing. Your childhood remains undestroyed.

I’ve never understood the notion of a new thing “destroying a person’s childhood”, so to speak. Did this retroactively delete the previous art made and the experience of consuming it?

For the record, this is how Jughead was waaay back in the day before he became just some glutton with no real point other than being a glutton around the late 80’s early 90’s.

Or just cancel the show completely and replace it with aa burning Christmas yule log.

Let’s also get Whoopi Goldberg replaced by a broken garbage chute.

Therrrre’s the Yoko.