I saw her when I was out today. At the record store.

Yeah, it’s cool when white girls have children out of wedlock, but when a black woman does it, she’s a ghetto hoodrat welfare queen.

Write down a painful memory. Burn it and give the ashes to a friend.

"Wow, how trashy is Nicki!? Getting knocked up by a dude you're having relationship troubles with and to whom you are not married? Girls these days. Should have practiced abstinence!" - Bristol Palin

Imagine you’re a bird and mail yourself a feather.

I actually saw Yoko 2 NYC trips ago. We passed on the street, she commented on my scarf, I promptly threw it in the garbage because if Yoko likes it.... ???

Tax evasion is more important than parenting your children.

Aren’t cell phones and the internet not allowed in prison? Pretty sure Theresa just earned herself a shot....

AND Cher-free. What is happening??

She’s going to send them an imaginary tuna, swimming left to right, so they can make a sandwich...

HOLY CRAP

Sex is awesome. So it birth control. Granted it’s not like she’s been popping out kids since her first one. Who knows? She could have been on it and got pregnant anyway. It happens (although not as much as people would like you to believe).

Maury Pauvich is the only person I trust to get to the bottom of this.

“I do not want any lectures”

So she calls off her engagement. A month later, she’s forced to admit she’s pregnant.

I know a lot of people are going to say we should feel sorry for her etc, but no fuck her. She was talking shit about Miley and Caitlin Jenner just last week, now everyone should be non judgmental bc she can’t practice the idiocy she preaches, um no fuck her. I would feel sympathy if her family didn’t go out of her…

Apparently God has a great sense of humor.

I can’t wait for the apologists to come screeching.

Wow. It’s almost like abstinence-only education doesn’t actually work. Who knew?

I wonder if her being 7 years younger will be a part of the story or just another Hollywood situation of “they are both 34” or whatever they do to explain when the leading lady is always younger than the male lead.