I have a liberal aunt from Texas but she left too so it makes sense. Her daughter has now married a religious Republican gun toter and I can see how it irritates her.

I would have slapped her with a piece of crispy bacon.

You. I like you. Come sit over here. Bring some cheese. Better yet, bring scalloped potatoes. That will kill two non-paleo foods with one stone.

I don't even think they really know what paleolithic means. It is just a buzzword at this point.

If they are going to scoff at my sandwich and eating habits and say they aren't our natural way to eat, I don't think they should be allowed to drive that Prius.

That makes sense. I come from a pro-union, NDP town in Northern Ontario so I don't meet a lot of scary right wing people. There is definitely ignorance but anti-choice and scary Christians don't really scare me here because there aren't a ton. Anyone who has a gun uses it for hunting and when I attended a pro-choice…

I meant I avoid far right people like the plague. Stupid Kinja won't let me edit my post!

Or the BEES???

I could see the hippies trying to win over the conservatives with love and hugs and organic cookies and then just being shot. Except then we would be left with the conservatives, which yeah they probably are worse so oops.

That is true. I guess I will say that I avoid far right people like the plague, and don't really interact with them on a daily basis (and we have our fair share in Canada, they just don't necessarily dominate the conversation in the same way as in the States). But I meet a lot of anti-toxins, anti-chemicals, organic…

Everybody has something to tell you when you decide to change how you eat. Some say don't eat bread and eat lots of meat, some say be vegan and eat no meat, some say just eat purple food (okay I made that one up), some say don't eat food-just drink this cleansing juice. Eventually once you eliminate everything that is…

It's like everything that is technological progress scares hippies (vaccines, agricultural advancement, GMOs) and everything that is social progress scares conservatives. I want them to fight in a cage death match as to who is most afraid of change.

Yeah it is kind of funny how you have two groups, the far left and the far right, but they both harken back to the good old days: the far right has the 1950s, which sucked in that everyone who wasn't male, white, Christian and straight was completely screwed (not that things have completely improved but that's a story…

They can take all the poison foods from my cold dead hands. I love how they are all "well this is how paleolithic people ate!!!!" LOL okay I think they just ate whatever they could get their hands on. Most of it wasn't organic kale.

I don't really care for it, but at least it's a name. Better than Apple. Or Jermajesty.

I am honestly so sick of hearing about everyone's paleo diet. You can't eat a slice of bread in front of one of these yutzes without hearing about omg bread is poison. And cheese is poison. And white potatoes are poison. What ever happened to moderation, eating lots of vegetables and maintaining healthy portions?…

The fucking neo-hippie moms are at it again. OMG I can't feed my baby formula!!!! ALL THE TOXINS OMGGGGGG...but I mean, don't most of them breastfeed anyways, so the formula thing is moot (not calling breastfeeding neo-hippie bullshit btw, just wondering).

And fortunately enough for her, not married to Sean Penn.

What's really funny about it is that Ursula too was a terrible waitress. Until she started doing porn.

Please make this and let me star in it.