It's funny, because my husband wears his sweats at home all the time, and I still want to sex him.

Because pubes and nipples are gross, amirite? No NORMAL woman has either of those things. Nope. Just a regular bunch of Barbie dolls we are.

Starred for "The Room."

Whatever you do, don't read the comments on the Buzzfeed "article" that ask if the song and video are sexist. The comments are full of "This is why I'M not a feminist, because I LIKE staying at home!" and "UGH FEMINISTS." As if pointing out that criticizing an artist like Trainor, who is a TERRIBLE role model, has…

Oh for the love of God don't do this. No one else should have to be a party to your drunken sex fumblings.

It always immediately made me feel like I needed a shower. Especially because I would mostly watch like four episodes in a row when I had stayed home sick and never changed out of my pajamas.

Even at 23 I feel I am too old for this "fleek" nonsense. Regardless of who invented it, I think it always sounds off when anyone over 17 uses the new hip slang that all the cool (or "sick") kids are saying. Reminds me of this:

Oh fuck the Duggars and all the assholes who "liked" this on their Instagram. Between this and Sarah Palin letting her kid stand on their dog, I guess being super right wing and insane goes hand in hand with being unnecessarily cruel to animals (and bragging about it on the Internet).

Ugh, disgusting people. I can't wait for the MRAs to come out of the woodwork on this one-"Feminists don't care about boys or rape when it's woman on man blah blah blah," when meanwhile the only people I EVER see taking woman on boy rape seriously are usually feminists, while everybody else makes hurr durr jokes about…

Sounds good but I just like 'em whipped with butter and a little milk. It is one of the very few things I continue to be picky about.

See but that sounds delicious.

I am at the point now where if someone I am meeting for the first time espouses anti-vax beliefs, I just nope out of there. I don't have time to be patient with people who are willfully ignorant and hold stupid, dangerous viewpoints.

Rubbish, filth, slime, muck!!!

Hey I know this is garbage TV but it is like my only one. Okay and Hoarders but that has since been cancelled. Judge Judy is a ritual between my Nonna and I. I have been watching it at her place with her since I was like 9.

Yeah mayo goes on sandwiches. I can get behind that. But don't be messing with the taters!

My mom puts sour cream in her potatoes every Christmas. I'll eat them now, but there is always this voice in the back of my mind reminding me how much happier I would be if my potatoes just tasted like potatoes.

a silent and permissive witness to a girl being raped repeatedly and having her intestines pulled out of her-forgive me if I don't give a tiny shit if he didn't participate in the actual raping.

Is there a special word for vomiting, weeping and throwing your computer out the window all at the same time?

Oh I agree for sure. I'm not saying she can't show any weakness at all but they just keep doing the same thing with her every episode. And then they introduced her back story with the abusive stepfather and it was all too much. I just get tired of rape being used as drama against female characters. It is lazy writing,…

I mean, I love mayo but it is a straight up Titanic style romance between me and mashed potatoes. To introduce mayo into the equation seems a bit unfaithful.