I meant I avoid far right people like the plague. Stupid Kinja won't let me edit my post!

Or the BEES???

I could see the hippies trying to win over the conservatives with love and hugs and organic cookies and then just being shot. Except then we would be left with the conservatives, which yeah they probably are worse so oops.

That is true. I guess I will say that I avoid far right people like the plague, and don't really interact with them on a daily basis (and we have our fair share in Canada, they just don't necessarily dominate the conversation in the same way as in the States). But I meet a lot of anti-toxins, anti-chemicals, organic…

Everybody has something to tell you when you decide to change how you eat. Some say don't eat bread and eat lots of meat, some say be vegan and eat no meat, some say just eat purple food (okay I made that one up), some say don't eat food-just drink this cleansing juice. Eventually once you eliminate everything that is…

It's like everything that is technological progress scares hippies (vaccines, agricultural advancement, GMOs) and everything that is social progress scares conservatives. I want them to fight in a cage death match as to who is most afraid of change.

Yeah it is kind of funny how you have two groups, the far left and the far right, but they both harken back to the good old days: the far right has the 1950s, which sucked in that everyone who wasn't male, white, Christian and straight was completely screwed (not that things have completely improved but that's a story…

They can take all the poison foods from my cold dead hands. I love how they are all "well this is how paleolithic people ate!!!!" LOL okay I think they just ate whatever they could get their hands on. Most of it wasn't organic kale.

I don't really care for it, but at least it's a name. Better than Apple. Or Jermajesty.

I am honestly so sick of hearing about everyone's paleo diet. You can't eat a slice of bread in front of one of these yutzes without hearing about omg bread is poison. And cheese is poison. And white potatoes are poison. What ever happened to moderation, eating lots of vegetables and maintaining healthy portions?…

The fucking neo-hippie moms are at it again. OMG I can't feed my baby formula!!!! ALL THE TOXINS OMGGGGGG...but I mean, don't most of them breastfeed anyways, so the formula thing is moot (not calling breastfeeding neo-hippie bullshit btw, just wondering).

And fortunately enough for her, not married to Sean Penn.

What's really funny about it is that Ursula too was a terrible waitress. Until she started doing porn.

Please make this and let me star in it.

It's funny, because my husband wears his sweats at home all the time, and I still want to sex him.

Because pubes and nipples are gross, amirite? No NORMAL woman has either of those things. Nope. Just a regular bunch of Barbie dolls we are.

Starred for "The Room."

Whatever you do, don't read the comments on the Buzzfeed "article" that ask if the song and video are sexist. The comments are full of "This is why I'M not a feminist, because I LIKE staying at home!" and "UGH FEMINISTS." As if pointing out that criticizing an artist like Trainor, who is a TERRIBLE role model, has…

Oh for the love of God don't do this. No one else should have to be a party to your drunken sex fumblings.

It always immediately made me feel like I needed a shower. Especially because I would mostly watch like four episodes in a row when I had stayed home sick and never changed out of my pajamas.