Seriously, John Boehner doesn’t use a bronzer—he doesn’t tan either—he is just saturated with bourbon.

Oh my sweet summer child.

Ha! I’m Asian-American. The app would probably dox me as being everybody from Jackie Chan to Lucy Liu.

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I like your exuberant use of question marks???

You’re joking though, right? These picture exist independently of each other, with no personal identifying information. Are you in the “they got what’s coming to them” camp? Are people entitled to private lives?

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

done and done.

There’s a difference between “my home country sucks” and “all my friends were murdered for their race/beliefs.”

Hi sorry, did your country suddenly devolve into a civil war with global superpowers backing each faction so that your daily life you risk being blown up because one faction decided to come through your neighborhood? Oh and how about your neighbors? Are they in the same shit as well? Well what are your options then?…

Of course he wouldn’t write a cliffhanger without knowing how to resolve it. It would be insane not to. This is how shows are run.

Upon careful review...

Meh. Manny Ramirez was famous for his upper deckers.

“Someone has a different opinion” is one way of putting it. Here’s another: A person in a position of power thinks that people with less power should stop acting like victims. This person, who helped create a game called AXE Body Spray Pogo Xtreme, argues that making games is not a job but an art. Therefore, he says,…

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Looking over WildTangent’s wiki page, it’s hilarious that this guy considers what he does as ‘art’.

Big ups to all my Crazy Lindas.

Miller’s response was much better than that of the Tennessee mother who, on seeing the picture, claimed Newton got her wet.

When asked why he was playing water polo, Cam replied, “I like to dab in a lot of different sports.”

“TJ McConnell”: Please admit me to your area. I play for the 76ers